You know those compatibility tests in magazines or online? The supposedly fun ones that tell you your zodiacs are good to go and you are a 85% percent match and your energies come from the same soul circle and all that stuff. Burn them all. They are lies, I tell you.

The real compatibility test is travel. Go somewhere halfway around the world where you are sure to encounter long flight delays and jet lag and lost luggage and low blood sugar and 24/7 togetherness. THEN you can decide if you have what it takes to hold on.

Funny enough, it’s kind of like how Hawaii was made. Hot spots and pressure and time and some fiery magma and then cooling and forming some solid ground…again and again. And now it’s this beautiful paradise where two people visited and remembered their love and forgot their long flight and one of them asked a big question and the other said “Yes, yes, yes, I would like to spend forever with you.”